Condiments

A musical performance by Thing2 this morning went something like this:
North America, South America,
Europe, Asia, and Australia,
Africa, Antarctica
These are the condiments.

During another musical performance, when he realized his dad and I were listening, he stopped and looked embarrassed.  The Husband said, "It's okay.  I like to hear you sing."

"Oh.  Okay.  I thought you were agonizing me."